Eabhalen

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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freeselfdefense

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack
ikenbot

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

elizabeth-antoinette

Worth watching

heylookitsliz

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

lesbian-isthenewblack

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

appropriately-inappropriate

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

bellablogstrash

EVERYONE AND ANYONE WHO SEES THIS POST: PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH THIS!!! THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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sixpenceee

I started this last year so let’s do this again this year.

I hope you find love in 2017!

marsgal27

I hope you find peace in 2017

halosydne

I hope you find courage and kindness in 2017

thingsfacebookislike

Hope you find an impeached president in 2017

primordialist

I hope your skin clears up and glows in 2017

yolo9

I hope you watch awesome movies in 2017

thanatos-nightshade

I hope you find the power of friendship and love in 2017

moonlightriver98

I hope you pass all your classes in 2017

xxflyingwiththestarsxx

I hope you find peace with yourself in 2017

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thepoppybear: “ dinosaurxswag: “ bergamotandrose: “ thievinggenius: “ Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini. ” This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!! ” Once I was talking to a dark skinned...
thievinggenius

Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini.

bergamotandrose

This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!!

dinosaurxswag

Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who told me that she was jealous of my pasty skin because she wants color tattoos, which her artist said wasn’t possible with her skin tone. I sent her to mine, and he proceeded to go off about how dark skin accepts greens, yellows, and white beautifully, and that her previous artist just lacked the skills to use those 3 colors as highlights to make other colors pop more. If you are dark skinned and your tattoo artist says you can’t have bright colors, find a new one.

thepoppybear

Re-blogged again for that added text!!!

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basedgodtookmyusername

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

cc-videos

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

leupagus

This should win an Oscar

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the-pareidolia-paradigm

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

islandnymph

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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Plus-size master list

littleprincesschloe

Me and Dollbabyxoxo​ decided to do a big list of plus size websites, there is a mix of UK, Australian and American websites. Feel free to add more onto our list, no doubt we’ve left off a few plus size sites! 

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dollbabyxoxo

Yaaaayyy!!! 💕💕💕

thereleaseof-queenj

@krh59 look!!

jeniphyer

Reblog. Save a wardrobe. 

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dreamlightasafeather

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

mamalizmas

Reblog to literally save a life

anotherdayforchaosfay

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.